2. If you ever jack-off thinking about her, make sure she isn't in the room. If she is, think about someone else. But do jack-off!
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, make sure she is an 11. Buy new scale.
4. Crying isn't unmanly. Although do not cry for an Argentinian woman.
5. If she has had Chinese, make sure she shits before you fuck her in the arse. Also Garlic Chicken is awesome.
6. Making out should be spontaneous. Plan it.
7. Learn to appreciate her cooking. She should already be a master Sandwich Maker!
8. Never physically abuse her. Her hitting you is a good sign.
9. Make her breakfast in the afternoon.
10. Once in a while, let her drive. Make sure she wears a uniform.
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