1. Don't ever let her know that you cried last night. Smile and hide the pillow. Use it to smother her ego
2. Tell her stories about when you were drunk. Mention each and every detail. Keep mentioning how you don't remember anything from that night
3. Hold her hand when you walk. Let go off it when you cross the road
4. Ask her to dance when no music is playing. Turn her once, turn her twice, turn her into coming traffic
5. Always tell her the truth, even if you have to lie about it
6. She'll think you are hilarious and touch you on the shoulder. She'll even laugh louder when she touches your dick
7. Don't promise her the stars and the moons. Don't promise her the stars and stripes either
8. Never make her cry cause of physical behaviour. Emotionally, do battle along.
9. Walk her to your house. Leave her at the door.
10. Tell her sweet nothings. Include the grocery list
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