That's what he said - One

1. I’m just a simple man who does not understand women. I also don't understand quantum mechanics. But I don't want to fuck Schrodinger

2. She will want her man to not cheat on her. But she'll be okay to cheat with him

3. When the girl you fancy does not fancy you back and the guy she fancy’s does not fancy her back, then we need a fourth to play Ludo

4. Make sure that the only time she is beneath you is when you are making love. Also when you are sitting on a sofa, and she is on the ground

5. Tell her that you love her. Mean it. She might be pretending though. Don't question. You are likely to get some action

6. I can tell you that you cried about her last night. She on the other hand cried about another man. He fixed a light bulb

7. Always admit your mistake. Also admit her to an hospital when she does

8. Take her to your favourite place. Make sure she gets a happy ending as well

9. You want to meet her often when you like her. She wants to meet you occasionally when you like her

10. Ignore her moves. Especially when it's towards another guy