That's what he said- Seven

1. Whenever you hug her friend, don't feel her boobs with your hands. Feel it with your chest. Shake a little bit.

2. Make sure that you take care of her every needs. Be selective when it comes to her wants.

3. If you ever have her in your arms, squeeze her a bit. Don't expect juice instantly.

4. She might want to go out on a holiday this summer. Beaches will mean bikinis. But you'd rather see her covered in a cold place, sticking to you near a warm fire.

5. If you are thinking of someone else while having sex with her, please make sure it isn't your hairy male boss. Don't have sex with you hairy male boss.

6. Her ex boyfriend might be close to her, well so can yours.

7. If you haven't spoken to her all day and she hasn't called, you should. Ego will not get you laid.

8. If she's having her girlfriend over. Don't suggest a threesome. Unless the girlfriend is already licking her face.

9. If you have pet names for each other, keep it to yourself. Other people don't care about Poochie Coo.

10. Stand and protect her in every way possible. Unless you are in a wheelchair.