1. If she can roll a joint, her tongue and here R's. She's a keeper.
2. Never call her a bitch. Unless you are into bestiality and she is one.
3. If you want to go to the bathroom in the night, do not switch on the light. Wake her up
and ask her to do so.
4. Bathe together once in a while. Farting in the tub is ten bonus points.
5. On a few occasions, cook all three meals of the day. But make sure she makes the sandwich.
6. If she wants to talk to you and football is on, let her say what she wants. Not like you
are listening to it anyway.
7. If she believes in a God, let her. But make sure you introduce her to your purple unicorn
too.
8. Her mother might hit on you. Do not sleep with her. Your girl has come out of that thing.
9. Always concede defeat in a fight. Women and Logic is an oxymoron.
10. Tell her about this list. It will make her laugh.
haha! i love these tweet-posts about this seemingly anonymous "her"/"she".
ReplyDeletesometimes funny, sometimes vulgar but always always very honest and i love that about these tweet-posts! \m/
or perhaps "she" is just a fragment (or a big solid chunk) of "his" imagination..
ReplyDeletereally cool!
Well, when She started, she was somebody. But she left and become everybody. Oh, and thank you.
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