That's what he said- Three

1. Believe each and every word that comes out from her mouth. Also those that come out from her vagina.

2. Don't buy her Roses. Get her Sunflowers instead.

3. She will take you out shopping. Do go along. Crib every 10 seconds. In between, think about her breasts.

4. If you carry her lipsticks in your pants, make sure you don't have a hard on.

5. Let her win at a pool game. Especially if it's Marco Polo.

6. On occasions like weddings of her relatives, wear a nice suit. But make sure that the socks don't match.

7. Watch her wear a sari. Practice wearing her too.

8. You will be the only one to drop her home. Take advantage. Make her pay for the petrol.

9. Call her everyday. Especially after you have kissed her goodnight. Or the back of your hand.

10. Let her see other people. Unless she is blind.